Professor Raydium Charles
From Birth: Ray was raised on constant non-stop 16 hours per day Dex Screener content. This resulted in the activation of what is simply referred to as the "X" Gene: Granting him extraordinary abilities to predict future radium charts. Because he was distracted by his newly gained powers: Ray left the microwave timer on too long. This completely ruined his microwave rice.
The day his Uncle Bens' Fried: changed everything. Ray decided he would stay in the cold water to save Kate Winslet's life.